“I don’t have Angelina Jolie/Reese Witherspoon power. I can’t walk into a room and go, ‘I want a movie where I play someone sexy, and I want to be the producer on it.’ I don’t have A-list Caucasian actress choices – that’s the bottom line.”

(via sheenvelopesthenight)

*Beyonces “Blow” plays in the background*

*Beyonces “Blow” plays in the background*

My guardian like he’s wearing a pea coat or an old Rocawear goose down coat. Lol #Destiny #videogames #XboxOne #Gamer

My guardian like he’s wearing a pea coat or an old Rocawear goose down coat. Lol #Destiny #videogames #XboxOne #Gamer

(via 90sdefect)

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend


Noooooo lol

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

Noooooo lol

(via in-dee-vidual)

gonzozeppeli:


Just like grammar used to make


^^^^^^

gonzozeppeli:

Just like grammar used to make

^^^^^^

(via 90sdefect)

in-dee-vidual:

Stop. Just stop omg. Lol.

This is the best.

in-dee-vidual:

Stop. Just stop omg. Lol.

This is the best.

lezbeontalk:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

kennyvee:

kjuw89:

justplainsomething:

hermionegranger:

Real Time with Bill Maher: 6.6.14 — Anthony Weiner, Jim Geraghety, Nicolle Wallace

#FINALLYSOMEONESAYSIT

Holy shit, Anthony Weiner actually said something important.

It’s a miracle!

That’s been the Republican strategy since day one of Obama’s presidency. Block the President at every turn, then blame him for not getting anything done. In fact, here’s Newt Gingrich openly admitting to it.

That’s why Republicans block jobs bills — so they can blame Obama for the economy still sucking. They’ve blocked budgets, resulting in a government shutdown that they then tried to blame on Obama. They’ve tried over and over again to block Obamacare, and complain that it’s a failure as they work their asses off to try to make it fail.

It’s kindergarten politics, and we need to vote these schmucks out in November. A bunch of white guys throwing temper tantrums and shouting NO! to everything just because they don’t like the president is no way to run a government, especially if we’re going to continue to pretend to be one of the greatest nations on earth.

And we’ll be hearing more from the woman on the right side in the picture, because she (Nicolle Wallace) is now one of The View's new co-hosts, along with comedienne Rosie Perez, comedienne Rosie O'Donnell, and comedienne Whoopi Goldberg.

THANK YOU. SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT.

(via lady-armageddon)

kaykay58904:

50shadesoffoh:

These were the best ones though.

Yessss


That’s what we told ourselves.

kaykay58904:

50shadesoffoh:

These were the best ones though.

Yessss

That’s what we told ourselves.

(via jodys-rhapsody)

Nintendo knows what they are doing. You thought different?

Nintendo knows what they are doing. You thought different?

(via ricinbergbabyblue)

2-ee:

an average day on the /SFM subreddit

(via primo-arturo)

I was driving to Big Sean’s house on those windy hills in L.A. It was my first time going up those hills so I was going like 12 miles per hour. This lady was whipping around the corner, and I came to a complete stop so she bumped me really hard — the whole front of my Range Rover was wrecked. She jumped out and was like, ‘Sweetie, it’s okay, it’s totally fine. What do you do?’ I was like, ’I’m a singer.’
And she was like, ‘Oh, I think I broke my leg.’ And I was like, ’I mean, I make jewelry.’
— Ariana Grande on her first car accident (via kindablowed)

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